Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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