How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
