we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This is classic penis vs brain.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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