Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
where does the pee come out of this thing
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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