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Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
a search helicopter?!
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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