i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
