What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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