sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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