He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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