I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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