One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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