Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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