the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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