sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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