guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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