Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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