: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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