There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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