Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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