I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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