Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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