On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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