What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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