my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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