This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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