Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
We got so high we made milksteak
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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