idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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