doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Come on in and take your pants off
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