Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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