he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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