Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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