How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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