I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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