I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
