He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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