So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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