She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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