Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
they need to just BURY HIM!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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