how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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