it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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