IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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