And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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