Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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