I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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