I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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