chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Dignity is for republicans.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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