sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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