I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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