Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
