Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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