OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You've changed since you got that strap on
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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