There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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