I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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